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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6739 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Ores Mined: | 9528 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 139 |
We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!
Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!