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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7987 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 2564 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!
Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!