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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8831 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!
Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!