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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5269 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!