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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5630 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 97 |
We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!
Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!