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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Villages Defended: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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