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Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3489
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	79	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

controversial move, cultural heritage, diplomatic implications, eastern europe, geopolitical relations, Historical revisionism, historical significance, identity politics, international reaction, legislative action, Minecraft, national pride, political decision, Renaming, russia, Server, Settlements, soviet union, SovietCraft, symbolic gesture, territorial identity, Ukrainian parliament

come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Buildings Constructed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Invited2Wedding

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GiftedSMP: BestGiftEver

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Oh, the best gift I’ve ever received was definitely an invite to this epic Minecraft SMP! Trust me, this server is like no other. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, secret underground roller coasters, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who gives out quests for rare loot. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealityCheckCraft

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Well, welcome to our server where the laws of physics take a coffee break and reality is just a suggestion!

Join us if you want to discover the secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their feathered army. Or maybe you’re brave enough to explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds instead of wool.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas ride on top of dragons and zombies breakdance for diamonds.

So, if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and mind-bending discoveries!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Tater Tot Tavern

13 years old, 16 months, adolescence, childhood development, Food fussiness, food preferences, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic trait, genetics, genetics and behavior, nature vs nurture, picky eater, picky eating, Population, study, tater, TAVERN, three years old, toddlerhood, TOT, variation

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE food fights you’ve ever seen! our players are genetically predisposed to be picky eaters, making every battle a chaotic mess of flying carrots and exploding potatoes. with 60% of the variation in food fussiness at 16 months, you never know what crazy food combos will be thrown at you next. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate food fight showdown!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7165
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1