Caffeine-Free ZenCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Notification Nation: Where the Creeper Alerts Are Always On Point

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never forget where you’ve been because we have the memory of a goldfish! Seriously, this place is like a black hole for your brain, but in a totally fun way.

Join us for the most chaotic and unforgettable gaming experience of your life. You’ll be so lost in the madness that you’ll forget what day it is, let alone what threads you’ve posted in. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the depths of your own confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Come get lost in the abyss with us and never worry about remembering anything ever again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mussolini’s Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees of all Minecraft servers! Join us and experience the glory of building a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while riding a pig wearing sunglasses.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself what Mussolini really meant by all this madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft Tekken Madness

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges. Build your own empire, conquer mighty dragons, and even ride unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so LEGENDARY that even the characters from Tekken 8 have decided to make a pit stop here! That’s right, you can challenge Heihachi Mishima to a build-off or take on Kazuya Mishima in a mining competition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this WILD world of Minecraft madness and let your imagination run WILD! Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ZombieCraft: Apocalypse LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of apocalypse zero! Join us if you’re ready to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen, giant spiders, and maybe even a rogue Ender Dragon or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who were guarding a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who possess these apples gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Disco Sheep, a rare breed of sheep that can break out into a dance party at any moment. Join us and witness the spectacle of sheep doing the moonwalk while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of apocalypse zero for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the land and ride off into the sunset on a flying pig!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have taken the art of diving to a whole new level! Forget about boring old diving games, because on our server, you can dive into a pool of FLAMING LAVA and emerge unscathed like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS – talk about a real adrenaline rush! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try diving into a pool of RAINBOW SLIME and see what magical powers you gain.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DERPY LLAMA who will guide you on quests to find hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM that grants you the power to mine through anything with ease.

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who knew diving could be this INSANE?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MommyIssuesCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	76	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	56
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchantments Applied:	66	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4