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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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