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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Alien Abductions: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 22 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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