so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8053 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mines Excavated: 1474
    Farms Harvested: 577 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8132 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3391
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Animals Bred: 187
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Magic Items Found: 1148

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 29 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3095 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Buildings Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Crops Grown: 6583
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Zombie Dances: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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