BurkinaFaso600 – Double the Fun!

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come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting massacred is creepers and zombies! we have so many players that the death toll is higher than in Burkina Faso! French security assessment says we have double the fun and double the chaos! join now and be part of the madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pickaxes! so grab your sword and get ready to slay some pixels!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Crops Grown:	4827
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

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haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	281	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4721	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Void Armor Forged:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoRideNoWorkMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Love Letters Sent:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4952	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5471	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.