Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 458 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Villages Defended: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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