Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Gods Slained: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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