Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Emeralds Found: 4336
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

    Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

    So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

    CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

    WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server
    so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4778 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

    MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!
    lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Potions Brewed: 111

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

    Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

    WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

    PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Magic Items Found: 7334 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

    Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NoPipeNoNeighbor

    NoPipeNoNeighbor
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

    But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

    With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Crops Grown: 2052 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Star Shards Collected: 240

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

    TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP
    When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

    But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FunCraft2021

    FunCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8536
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we FIGHT OFF the evil forces of CHINA trying to take over our pixelated land! Our new Taiwan president is a total BADASS and is ready to lead us to victory against the annexation! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some dumplings along the way! Don’t let China take over our server, come join the resistance and help us protect our blocky homeland! #TaiwanStrong #MinecraftWarriors #DumplingPower

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • UNIFIL3FireIsraeliTroops

    UNIFIL3FireIsraeliTroops
    Join our epic Minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like Israeli troops firing at 3 UNIFIL positions in southern Lebanon! We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop excitement that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).

    Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up

    Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up
    so, like, u know how u get ur batteries from ur mom, right? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, ur entire body runs on mom’s batteries, no joke. but here’s the catch – if u don’t eliminate ur dad’s batteries like u should, u could face some serious health probs. like, ur body could glitch out or something, it’s wild.

    but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds!

    Our server is so epic that even Xilonen herself would want to play here. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret character skins that will make your friends jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a redeemable code that will give you a bazillion primogems (not really, but close enough).

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Ores Mined: 1500
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Tapioca is the Worst Minecraft SMP Food

    Tapioca is the Worst Minecraft SMP Food
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between Biz and tapioca! Rumor has it that Biz has a deep-seated hatred for tapioca and will stop at nothing to rid the server of its slimy presence. Will tapioca fight back with its starchy powers? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server! So come join us for a tapioca-filled adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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