Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Emeralds Found: 9427 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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