Are you tired of skipping breakfast and feeling like a sad, soggy creeper in the morning? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of breakfast foods that will have your pixelated tummy rumbling with joy. From bacon-wrapped porkchops to diamond-encrusted waffles, we’ve got it all! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless breakfast-loving warriors who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your morning meal? So come on down to our server and start your day off right – because breakfast is the most important meal of the Minecraft day, after all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Animals Bred: 59
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Endless Night Skies: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchantments Applied: 287
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 147 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 66 Emeralds Found: 3517
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Divine Spears Created: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Crops Grown: 1271
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Dimension Hops: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Emeralds Found: 4299
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 400682 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Potions Brewed: 102
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magic Items Found: 5956
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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