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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 276 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9680 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!