Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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