BrosBeforeBridesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

Allowed, brocraft, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Everyones, female gamers, female representation, Gaming, Gaming Community, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl gamers, Girls, Inclusivity, Men, real, sexism, Stereotypes, STOP PLAYING AS A GIRL, stop sexism, video games, Women empowerment, women in gaming

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

ANNIHILATE, battle, blocky, decimate, destroy, dispatch, Eliminate, eradicate, Exterminate, get ready, get ready to kill, kill, kill them all, massacre, murder, Obliterate, Prepare, pwn, Ready, Royale.., slay, take out, terminate, wipe out

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Beloved, Childless, contemplation, death, eternal rest, Forgotten, giggles, graveyard, husband, Legacy, Life, LONER, Loners, memorial, Men, Minecraft, Mother, Reflection, Remembrance, resting place, solitary, solitude, Tombstone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	647

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

bad girls, blocks, dangerous women, dark personalities, deceitful women, Evil, evil characters, evil girls, evil women, EvilGamerGals, female antagonists, female evildoers, female villains, female wrongdoers, femme fatales, Girls, malicious girls, Minecraft, morally corrupt females, rule, Server, sinister females, sinister seductresses, twisted females, villainous women, wicked ladies, wicked women, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

adult toys, alternative relationships, blocky, BOOTY, Builders, Companionship, controversial, Crafting, FANTASY, fetish, innuendo, Intimacy, Personal preferences, Pleasure, realistic dolls, relationships, sex dolls, sexual desires, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Side, silicone dolls, societal norms, stigma, taboo, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Colonials

AMERICANS, Analysis, Attitudes, Behavior, Colonials, comparison, confusion, Crafty, criticism, culture, Curiosity, Diversity, generalization, Identity, introspection, Nationality, Observation, patriotism, Perception, Reflection, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

bethesda, Chaos, Character customization, Corner, Crafting, creator content mods, dlc, draw distance, enhanced graphics, Fallout, fallout 4, gameplay improvements, immersive storytelling, mod support, new features, next gen, open-world exploration, post-apocalyptic, settlement building, survival mode, Textures, update, Updates, volumetric lighting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

Addictive, addictive existence, AngelCraft, Angels, beautiful existence, beauty, Conquest, contaminated beauty, contamination, Creation, creation of god, creations, CREEPERS, divine creation, Existence, fear, Girls, GOD, Gods, literal angels, rule, RUN, subhuman, subhuman beasts, Tread, White, white girls, white girls are angels, white girls are beautiful, Wild

Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5128	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

books, booru, chapter 2, comicbin, CREEPERS, Deltarune, Demo, extra content, fangamebin, Fight, font change, image collections, jockington, legends of localization, merch, MineTale, progress, recommendbin, sans, Save, Screenshots, spoilers, sportsball, steve, TEAM, text dumps, the new game, the old game, Thread Template, Undertale, world, writebins

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

1. Mungus, 10. Crewmates, 11. Strategy, 12. Social deduction, 13. Space, 14. Aliens, 15. Suspicion, 16. Deception, 17. Tasks, 18. Emergency meetings, 19. Sabotage, 2. Hop on, 20. Teamwork., 3. Among Us, 4. Niggers, 5. IFZQPG, 6. Gaming, 7. Online, 8. Multiplayer, 9. Impostor, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MUNGUS

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

Bleak, Chaos, Crafty, Despair, deteriorating, down, even, Future, get, Going, hopelessness, Inevitable, It’s, it’s only going to get even worse, NEGATIVE, Only, outlook, pessimism, Repetition, Sideways, to, up, WORSE, worsening

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

adult content, adult entertainment, arousal, blocky, bonanza, boys night, desire, EXCITEMENT, fantasies, Friends, guilty pleasure, Intimacy, Jerking, late night fun, naughty thoughts, NSFW, nudified, Pleasure, Server, socials, stimulation, stroking, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	512880	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

american culture, AMERICANS, capitalism, collide, cowboys, CREEPERS, Democracy, Diversity, foreign policy, freedom, global perspective, Hospitality, immigration, Individualism, influence, international relations, Lifestyle, media representation, melting pot, patriotism, perceptions, Stereotypes, VALUES, YeehawCraft

Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, Crafty, debut, Edition, explosions, fuwamoco, general, hololive, Land, Llamas, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team, youtube channel

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

after school activities, banter, blocky, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, bully, Carefree, carefree days, childhood memories, feel, feeling, fun times, happy memories, Innocence, lego, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, playing outside, precious moments, quality time, Relaxation, sibling bonding, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepping, Youll

Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4