BrokenSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sawyer’s Blocky Adventures: The Mispronounced Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and witness epic battles between J. Sawyer and Todd Howard as they fight over who gets to nuke Shady Sands first. Will the NCR survive? Will your game be deleted from Fallout canon? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else! So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosive drama like this? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HotBlock Society: Where Sexy Men are Locked in Pixels

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the tables have turned and the most unattractive players reign supreme! Join us in a world where the uglier you are, the more power you have. Say goodbye to those pesky pretty boys and hello to our glorious leader, who hasn’t seen their own reflection in years.

But don’t worry, it’s not all about looks here. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. From building giant statues of our not-so-handsome leader to battling it out in epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace their inner weirdness and celebrate their lack of conventional attractiveness? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a block of pure unattractiveness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next ruler of our not-so-pretty kingdom.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	7704
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixelated Sushi Land

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Do you love Japan? Do you dream of building your own pixelated sushi restaurant while fending off creepers dressed as sumo wrestlers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can explore a world filled with cherry blossom trees, majestic pagodas, and even ride on pixelated bullet trains. But beware, the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Godzilla who breathes fireballs made of wasabi! So come join us for a kawaii adventure like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while wearing a kimono and battle mobs with your trusty samurai sword. Sayonara, boring servers! It’s time to level up your Minecraft game with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Quarrelers: Where Building Bridges is Just as Hard as Breaking Them

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Are you tired of getting into heated arguments with your friends on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Instead of arguing, we encourage players to settle their differences with epic build battles and PvP duels. Who needs words when you can settle things with a good old-fashioned sword fight?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the ground is made of lava, the trees are made of diamonds, and the chickens ride pigs into battle. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of explode. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server for a hilariously chaotic time! Who knows, you might even make some new friends while you’re at it (or enemies, but hey, at least you’ll have fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic pixelated fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Vanguard Flametail, and 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing – because who wouldn’t want a specialist named Mr. Nothing on their team?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Design of Strife – Cardigan skin event where you can dress up your characters in the latest fashion trends?

And don’t even get me started on the upcoming content – 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian, and 5* Guard Akafuyu are just a taste of what’s to come.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	283
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

YOASOBI’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets the most important party you didn’t know you needed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is powered by the mystical energy of YOASOBI! That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is infused with the power of the most important thing to happen to modern anime.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to summon anime characters to fight by your side. Imagine charging into battle with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon at your back! And don’t even get me started on the epic YOASOBI-themed events we host every week. From dance parties with virtual idols to treasure hunts for rare loot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the magic touch of YOASOBI for yourself. Trust us, once you’ve played on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Diplomacy Reigns Supreme

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Are you tired of living in a world filled with countries and borders? Do you just hate the whole world in general? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where countries don’t exist and you can roam freely without any pesky borders getting in your way.

Our server is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a parallel universe where the laws of the world don’t apply. Build your dream castle on a floating island, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So if you’re ready to escape the confines of the real world and join a place where anything goes, come join us on our server. Who needs countries when you can have a world of pure chaos and fun? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Banter: Henya’s Escape Challenge

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing harder than mining diamonds is trying to catch Henya! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and the chance to try and catch the elusive Henya. Legend has it that Henya is the fastest player on the server, always one step ahead of anyone trying to catch them. Will you be the one to finally catch Henya and claim the ultimate bragging rights? Join us now and find out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Battle Royale: Civil War Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the left and right are gearing up for an epic civil war showdown!

Choose your side wisely as you navigate through treacherous battlegrounds filled with political debates and intense PvP battles. Will you fight for freedom and democracy, or will you join the dark side and embrace your inner dictator? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	112	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ClubCraft: Where Creepers Get More Action Than Players!

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🤣 Are you tired of getting kicked out of clubs because you can’t control your sticky hands? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your sticky hands roam free without judgment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community of players who understand the struggle of sticky hands. Who knows, you might even find a secret stash of diamonds hidden by a mischievous club owner who got tired of cleaning up after us sticky-handed players! So come on, join us and embrace your sticky-handed destiny! 🤪✨ #StickyHandsUnite

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Farms Harvested:	279
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VtuberVortex: The Minecraft Server that will make you forget all about those virtual YouTubers!

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Are you tired of watching Vtubers and want to dive into a world where YOU are the star? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. Join us and say goodbye to Vtubers because you’ll be too busy building your own virtual empire and fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Vtubers and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

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Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	1193
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Chaos Crew – Join the Pandemonium! #1398

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and dungeons? Well, look no further than our server that is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina!

Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where you can travel through time and space in search of treasure and glory. Plus, we have upcoming extractions like the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the target extraction of [Rodion] ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue!

So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3608	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where Minecraft meets beach vibes! Tank tops and shorts optional 😉

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Are you tired of getting distracted by your coworkers’ hot bods at work? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about inappropriate workplace behavior again. Plus, our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes in tank tops and shorts, so you can ogle to your heart’s content without any HR intervention. So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come get your fill of virtual eye candy on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Oops, I broke Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, SHE killed billions! Who is SHE, you ask? Well, she’s a legendary player who has single-handedly taken out billions of mobs with her diamond sword of doom. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and destruction she leaves in her wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1