BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Items Found:	6840
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Potions Brewed:	108
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3471

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Villages Defended:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	5585	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	573	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.