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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9332 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 230 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.
But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.