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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9338 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.
But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.