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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4827 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.
But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.