BroBroKidsNoGoZone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

S’moreCraft – The Original Toasty Server

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like beyonce on a friday night. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a squad of rebellious chickens armed with golden swords.

our server is so lit that even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines, complete with disco balls made of redstone. you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil mobs with enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. who needs reality when you can have a slice of pure madness in our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Voxirealm | Vanilla Survival | Minecraft server just opened

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Voxirealm – Vanilla server without a huge number of plugins. Our motto is “The whole world is in the hands of the players,” because we allow the majority to decide the fate of the world on the server. We are for a transparent system of administration and privileges, so any decision of administrators can be challenged. We are for the pleasure of players on the server, and not for primitive siphoning of money.

BE SURE TO GO TO DISCORD AND APPLY FOR THE WHITELIST!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension Hops:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where Pandas Rule & Experiments Fail. Creaky & Colorful with a Side of Friendly Chaos! No Vanilla!

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Server Information:
Server Name:	Pandamium Snapshot Server
Description:	An experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
IP:	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version:	24w40a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.2 / 1.22)
Discord:	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website:	https://www.pandamium.com/

Overview:

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Features:

TPA
Homes
Mailing
Discord-to-Minecraft chat link
Ranks
Mini blocks
Mob heads for every mob in the game and variants
Custom advancements

FAQ:

1. How often does the server update to new snapshots?

The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.

2. How many players are typically online?

The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.

3. Is the overworld and nether ever reset?

The End is reset every month, but the overworld and nether are never reset.

4. What mods or data packs are used on the server?

The server uses Carpet and Lithium for performance, a mod for linking Discord and Minecraft servers, and various data packs for additional features.

5. Can I join multiple towns and participate in a diamond-based trading economy?

Yes, there are multiple towns to join with a diamond-based trading economy.

6. Are there any server events or activities?

The server hosts watch parties for Minecraft Live and a monthly enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs.

7. How can I contact the server staff for assistance?

You can contact the helpful staff team on the server or Discord for any issues or requests.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WaveCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: You’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a legendary Resonator that will guide you on your quest to greatness. But beware, because lurking in the shadows is the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, ready to challenge you to an epic battle for supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before. And don’t forget to sign in for our Gifts of Sea Breeze event, where you’ll receive amazing rewards just for logging in every day.

Feeling social? Join our Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event and team up with other players to take down powerful foes. And if you need a break from all the action, check out our collection of hilarious emotes to add some flair to your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wuthering Waves today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Phone Number Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground roller coaster that only the coolest players know about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous prankster, Steve the Enderman. He’s been known to steal players’ blocks and replace them with pink wool just for laughs. So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if all that isn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or cheat. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond boots.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mines Excavated:	2342	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	950167
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockPartyBanned

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Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	737813

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PixelPigsVsCreepers

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Are you torn between building a majestic castle or a giant roller coaster in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can do both at the same time! That’s right, imagine riding a roller coaster through the halls of your very own castle, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush mixed with a touch of medieval charm.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pet dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you have a pet dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against other players. Imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

So why choose between building a castle or a roller coaster when you can have both? And why settle for a regular pet when you can have a freaking dragon? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a chiseled Greek god? Do you yearn to be delicate and dainty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if you want to be delicate like a delicate flower. Join us and let your delicate side shine!

We have players who have transformed from burly warriors to delicate sprites, all thanks to the magical powers of our server. One player even went from having a jawline that could cut diamonds to having a jawline as soft as a marshmallow. It’s truly a sight to behold!

So if you’re feeling the urge to be delicate, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the most delicate player in all the land!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets just like this user uncovering her boyfriend’s hidden best friend!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can snoop around and uncover mysterious phone calls, just like this user did with her boyfriend. Who knows what kind of secrets you’ll uncover in our server!

But be warned, just like in this story, you might find yourself questioning everything and wondering if there’s another player hiding in the shadows. Will you trust your instincts or will you be caught up in a web of deceit just like this user?

So come join our server, where the drama is just as intense as this user’s relationship! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement and suspense in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	43
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP

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When your friend stole all your diamonds and built a giant statue of themselves flipping you off in the middle of your base. Join our Minecraft SMP where betrayals are just part of the fun! Build alliances, break alliances, and watch out for that one guy who always tries to steal your stuff when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride of backstabbing and shenanigans, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyWakeUpLand

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Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyPridePalace

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so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	90	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Auto Pause Adventures

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join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

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Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the first wiring diagram of a fruit fly’s brain up in here! It’s got like 140,000 neurons and over 50 million connections, like whaaat?! Join our server and you’ll be able to tap into the mind of a fruit fly and see the world in a whole new way. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total trip, man. So come on over and get your brain fried in the best way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2