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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Divine Spears Created: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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