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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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