Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

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Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Divine Spears Created:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

mc.forgedrealms.co

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

play.eternal.gs

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Animals Bred:	97	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

mc.rusticland.xyz

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchantments Applied:	77
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	523281	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

ms.powersmp.com

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crops Grown:	5636	Magic Items Found:	1631
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9134
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9286	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	180	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	810	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	4476	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Star Shards Collected:	202
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	171
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

vote.pitsim.net