Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Roosles Epic Minecraft Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magic Items Found:	1978	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	185	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

BETA BETA BETA

Hello, my name is Roosle, I am currently developing a minecraft server for my viewers and likewise, I am proud to announce that the server is to the point where I feel an open beta is needed! This server is ANTI P2W and has ZERO PAY TO WIN ASPECTS, all purchases are cosmetic only, including the keys. This server has been in the works for a long, long time and I am very grateful to be able to even do it. The server claim based survival, and weekly events will be held for CASH AND PRIZES. (some exceptions on the weekly rule due to travel and such.) I hope everyone who joins enjoys my passion project and I hope to see you all in game. Any questions or comments? Feel free to send me an email at [email protected]I’d be glad to answer any question about the server. Lastly, big thank you to all my supporters on YouTube and Twitch, without you guys and girls this dream of mine would not be possible. THANK YOU ALL.

rooslemc.us

The Loft MC | Freeplay | Townscape | 1.20.4

Community, Creative, Duels, Economy, Freeplay, Lore, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Shops, Streamers, Survival, Towns

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	1178
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Join the Adventure on The Loft MC!

Explore a world of endless possibilities on our Freeplay server. Discover a relaxed environment where players can build their own towns, start a trade empire, or unleash their creative side on a custom terrain world. Get ready for thrilling server-wide events every week with amazing prizes to be won.

Freeplay offers:

matches.Exciting server-hosted events

Join our lively Discord server today and take the first step towards your adventure: https://discord.gg/loft. We can’t wait to welcome you to The Loft MC!

IP: play.theloftmc.com

play.theloftmc.com

MineJupiter

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Hello! Thank you for wanting to know more about MineJupiter! This is a survival server with mods for version 1.12.2. I’m sure you’ve ever thought about being on a server with your friends with the best mods, so enter MineJupiter! All the mods (there aren’t many so you don’t need a NASA computer either ;)) you will find them in the #new-mods channel document on our discord. We hope to see you on the server! 😀

Minejupiter.aternos.me

MikArt Europe

Earth, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7520	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

A really peaceful fun server with a good comunity. join the discord from the link. the community is really nice and helpful

play.mikart.eu

Zilla’s Modded

Battlegear, Forge, Furniture, Moddedserver, Modpack, Server, Survival, Tech, Tekkit, Trains

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Mine with a pickaxe, with robots, or with tunnel boring trains. You can do some comfy interior design, or you could build an industrial railroad. You can use the advanced combat mechanics and dual wield, or you could ignore them and fight the vanilla way. Shoot a boomstick, or throw spears like a caveman.

Zilla’s Modded is a Forge 1.7.10 modpack server based on the idea of playing how you want to. There’s something fun for everyone, whether you’re a technical player, PVPer, builder, or anything in-between. We’re looking for more players, so tell your friends!

Modpack download: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack

IP: countries-raised.joinmc.link

To install the modpack, you must “import” the ZIP file with either CurseForge launcher, Prism launcher, or ATlauncher (ATlauncher is preferred).

Discord community server for Zilla’s Modded: https://discord.gg/nr8pqEF5r3

It is highly recommend to comb through the list of mods in this modpack, and look at their CurseForge pages and wikis to see what they allow you to do.

The full list of mods included in the modpack can be found here: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack/relations/dependencies

Quick tips:* ‘G’ opens up the crafting guide, and clicking “Set item” allows you to search the item list* ‘R’ toggles battlegear mode (allows you to dual wield weapons)* Your battlegear mode inventory is accessed by clicking the ‘BG’ button inside of your inventory.* ‘F’ to fart when sitting on a toilet* Tunnel bores and trains are cool :]* There are explosive arrows, katanas, spears, and boomsticks ;]

countries-raised.joinmc.link:10822

MCCQ

Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2441	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

MCCQ is a friendly survival server. In this server, we have griefprevention and Essentials installed.

mccq.minehut.gg

FreedomCraft Network

Adventure, Anticheat, Bloodmoon, challenge, Classes, Community, Custom, Custombosses, Custombuilds, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Dedicated, Dedicatedserver, Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Friendly, Fun, MCMMO, Minions, mmo, mmorpg, Mythicmobs, Nolag, PvE, Pve Economy, Quest, Quests, Ranks, Rankup, Rankups, RPG, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Updatedfrequently, Wiki

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	169230	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

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Basic Content:

world events

Depth & Quality of Life:

Custom Instancing Setup: You will never run out of dungeon content because it is cleared or occupied!Custom Coded RPG Stats plugin with special accessories and bonuses on gear!Custom Skins, Models, Boss Powers, and Environments for originality!

Planned/WIP Features:

Custom Classes, allowing players to unlock more abilities and spec certain paths to make combat more interestingCustom Pets, providing combat bonuses and status effectsItem Enhancement System, allowing players to customize their gearsets to their playstyles or specific challengesCustom Turrets, providing defense against the Bloodmoon at players’ bases13+ Mob Arenas with 30 waves each and unique bosses/rewards throughout

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play.freedomcraftmc.com

LeoFanteCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Experience real vanilla, play with your friends in factions and do pvp with crackshot weapons! We also added creative! Have fun with us and your friends!

leofantecraft.eu

Femboy SMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9711	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Runes Activated:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you looking for server to just chill, build your place and settle. Maybe start bigger projects with friends?

You want all this but in safe space in LGBTQIA+ community. Well you are in luck!

Playing on Bedrock? We are using GeyserMC, meaning you are able to join the fun even with console! Just use the ip: g4.bitti.gg:25572. For more information check GeyserMC guide.

play.femboysmp.eu

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival

Arena, Chairs, Discord, End.., Freindly, Griefprevention, Nether, Nohacks, Paper, PvP, Pvparena, Randomteleport, Rtp, Semivanilla, Sethome, smp, Survival, Trade, Warps

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival Minecraft Server

Welcome to Mistylands, where the adventure began in 2010 and continues to captivate players with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! Mistylands is not just a server; it’s a community-driven sanctuary for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Enhanced Survival experience.

🌲 Legacy of a Decade: Mistylands has stood the test of time, fostering a rich history since 2010. Our legacy is a testament to the enduring spirit of exploration, creativity, and camaraderie that defines our server.

⚔️ Enhanced Survival: Immerse yourself in the next level of survival with Mistylands’ Enhanced Survival gameplay. We’ve curated an experience that strikes the perfect balance between the familiar challenges of survival and exciting new features that elevate your journey.

🏡 Community-Driven: Mistylands is more than just blocks and biomes; it’s a thriving community of like-minded players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, collaborate on grand builds, and forge friendships that last a lifetime. Our community-driven approach ensures that every player has a voice in shaping the server’s future.

🌎 Vast, Dynamic World: Traverse Mistylands’ vast and dynamic world, filled with breathtaking landscapes, hidden treasures, and challenging terrains. Our meticulously crafted map provides endless opportunities for exploration and discovery.

🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully integrated to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s custom mobs, special events, or exclusive items, Mistylands offers surprises around every corner to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

💎 Economy and Trading: Engage in a player-driven economy where your skills and resources can be traded for valuable items. Set up your own shop, become a master of the trade, and watch your wealth grow in Mistylands.

🎉 Events and Contests: From epic fishing contests to build competitions, Mistylands hosts regular events and contests to keep the excitement alive. Prove your skills, win fantastic prizes, and etch your name into Mistylands’ history.

🤝 Dedicated Staff: Our experienced and friendly staff are committed to ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for every player. Have a question or need assistance? Our staff are here to help, fostering a positive and welcoming environment for all.

Join Mistylands today and become part of a legacy that spans over a decade. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to the world of Minecraft, Mistylands welcomes you to embark on an Enhanced Survival adventure like no other!

mistylands.net

PlexusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8924
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	113	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7182

PlexusMC is a server that is designed to bring the fun back to minecraft. When making decisions on how the server will turn out next it doesnt let money effect that decision. PlexusMCs ideal view is to give players the feel that they are playing a game again rather then being apart of a dictatorship. The server is currently based around towny survival, and has a hidden law scattered throughout the server.

play.plexusmc.net

MineClouds

Economy, Prison, PvE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hey are you looking for a new prison server to play? Then what’re you waiting for? Check out MineClouds today and begin your adventure!

play.mineclouds.org

Bloxar Server

Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

NEW MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER

Welcome to this brand new Semi-Vanilla server!This is a growing server which will slowly add more and moreplugins and get bigger and bigger with plenty of other servers to play on, join now and be a part of the community!

Plugins include:

– claim

– chest shop

– A few Essentials (tpa, sethome)

IP: play.bloxarmc.com

51.195.141.162

Mirels Of Chaos

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Mirels Of Chaos, a place where survival becomes more exciting with a touch of vanilla magic and engaging RPG elements. With features like McMMO to allow you to develop your character, and GriefPrevention to protect your creative works, every block you travel will be part of an unforgettable adventure.

MirelsOfChaos.my.id:25567

BLOCKTOPIA.PRO ❏ 1.20 ❏ Survival, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Player Shops, McMMO

Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19

This server offers a place to chill out and play Minecraft survival. We offer a vanilla-like experience while also enhancing gameplay with plugins for the ideal experience. We also have a couple of custom plugins that add levels and a way for players to look around other players’ shops. Griefing isn’t allowed here, so we have a number of features to protect you and your builds, including claims and rollbacks. If you have any question, feel free to ask! We are always ready to help.

Features:

ShopsGriefing roll backs

blocktopia.pro