Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	139
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	495
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2205
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Farms Harvested:	569	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1025	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	65	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1305	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	312	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Chimeras Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	2420	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	380	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1265

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net