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Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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