BrideCraftHairHide | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Farms Harvested:	474
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	965801
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	9384
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2704	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mines Excavated:	3630
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

adult women, asian pop culture, chick, Confidence, cultural perceptions, empowerment, Entertainment, fashion, Femininity, Glamourous, hot, Identity, image, international appeal, japs, K-pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music (Industry), self-presentation, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, teenager

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	149
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

Based, Canadian attitudes, Canadian behavior, Canadian beliefs, Canadian characteristics, Canadian culture, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian mentality, Canadian mindset, Canadian people, Canadian perspective, Canadian pride, Canadian society, Canadian values, Canadian way of life, Canadians, Minecraft, national identity, proud Canadians, smp, Stereotypes, wow

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4731	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Items Found:	2775
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	198
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

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so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Redstone Rides Only

American economy, Automotive Industry, automotive software, Ban, biden, Chinese imports, Chinese vehicles, cybersecurity, electric vehicles, foreign policy, government regulations, national security, political news, Redstone, RIDES, software crackdown, Technology, trade war, Transportation, US roads, US-China relations, vehicle safety

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we BAN all Chinese vehicles from the roads with our super cool software crackdown! Why drive a boring Chinese car when you can ride around in style on our server? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot and battle evil mobs with our epic skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures we have here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down those Chinese vehicles together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoRetire NoKnowledge Minecraft

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can build ur own retirement home? yah, that’s right, we got u covered fam. come join us and never have to worry about retiring cuz u can just build ur own retirement home in the game. plus, our players who say they never wanna retire are actually the smartest ones cuz they know how to build and survive in the game like a boss. so if u wanna flex ur financial knowledge and build the sickest retirement home ever, join us now! let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1147	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.