BrickBlockz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crops Grown:	2344	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6339	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Emeralds Found:	1174
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

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Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blockhead Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1842	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mediocre Mineville

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	1815	Herobrine Sightings:	2
New Chunks Explored:	67277	Crops Grown:	4784