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WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Crops Grown: 1996 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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