lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Holy Grails Found: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Villages Defended: 16 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3829
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Zombie Dances: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7240 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 932 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Ores Mined: 2715 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9890 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Star Shards Collected: 234

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Mines Excavated: 4747
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 133 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Runes Activated: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mines Excavated: 1640
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 71
    Potions Brewed: 198 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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