lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Farms Harvested: 537 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 115

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

    Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Void Gems Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

    NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!
    Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

    Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Animals Bred: 92
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

    CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

    Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

    FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

    Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Zombie Dances: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Villages Defended: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

    Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes
    Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

    Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

    Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 71 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

    Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

    Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

    So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 202 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

    Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magic Items Found: 5661
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Capitalism

    Crafty Capitalism
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

    Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!

    CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, the Mahjong General doesn’t have to pretend they’re a Nintendo game anymore. That’s right, we’re on a whole new level of coolness.

    2. We have a secret underground society dedicated to playing chess online edition. It’s like the Illuminati, but with more creeper explosions.

    3. Want to play chess online with fellow Minecrafters? We got you covered. Just click here and prepare to battle it out like a true warrior.

    4. Join our team and weekend’s tournaments for some intense gaming action. Who knew Vietnamese basket weaving forums could be so competitive?

    So what are you waiting for? Previous players are already missing out on the fun, don’t be like them. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Potions Brewed: 184
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

    Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly mid 20s females who look like twinks can thrive!

    Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in the real world? Well, on our server, looks don’t matter! In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner twinkiness and let your creativity shine!

    Join us for epic build battles, where your ugly creations will be celebrated and admired by all. Show off your unique style and prove that beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of twink warriors who protect the land from evil forces. Will you join their ranks and become a hero in your own right?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover a world where being different is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Dragon Scales Harvested: 458
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • AnimeCraft: Where Misconceptions Meet Minecraft

    AnimeCraft: Where Misconceptions Meet Minecraft
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the fun never stops and the adventures are endless! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay!

    1. This server isn’t for noobs- Noobs can handle the challenge, they just need to git gud like the pros do. 2. The builds are the only thing in the server that’s well crafted- Check out any of the spawn areas to see the mind-blowing creations. 3. The admin team is good- They’re not just good, they’re legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Farms Harvested: 842 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Noob Adventures

    Blocky Noob Adventures
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is our enemies by our skilled players! Forget about upvote buttons, here you’ll be smashing creepers and building the most INSANE structures you can imagine.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where BIPOCs and Sexist mobs are not tolerated, and where every block you break brings us one step closer to victory. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword when you need it most.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your adventure today! Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, they’re a real diva when it comes to sharing loot.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 435

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Caca Lake

    Crafty Caca Lake
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Lake Titicaca! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the waters of Lake Titicaca, there lies a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. These llamas are said to grant wishes to any player who can tame them with a golden carrot. But beware, for there are also piranhas lurking in the depths, ready to attack anyone who dares to venture too close.

    But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn that roams the enchanted forest just beyond the spawn point.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Lake Titicaca today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Chaos: Baubau Bonanza

    Crafty Chaos: Baubau Bonanza
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the DKC Edition of Minecraft.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, our upcoming stream is going to be so wild, it’ll make your blocky head spin. And don’t even get me started on our previous stream – it was so epic, even the Ender Dragon was impressed.

    But wait, there’s more! Our debut on this server was so legendary, it went down in Minecraft history. And our YouTube channel is filled with insane content that will have you laughing like a creeper.

    Oh, and did I mention the merch? You can deck yourself out in gear that will make you the envy of all the other players. And if you’re into /baubau/-related content, we’ve got you covered with some spicy stuff that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1490
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9358
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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