lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Farms Harvested: 578 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Chicas

    Crafty Chicas
    Welcome to our Latina themed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tacos, salsa dancing, and piñata parties!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that the treasure was guarded by a fierce chihuahua with a sombrero. But don’t worry, he’s friendly once you give him a taco.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Taco Tower, a towering structure made entirely out of tacos. Climb to the top and feast on the deliciousness that awaits you. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a llama wearing a mustache and a poncho.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Latina themed Minecraft server for a fiesta like no other! And remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional taco-induced food coma). ¡Vamos!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Startups Thrive!

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Startups Thrive!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Looking for a place where Female Vtubers can THRIVE and DOMINATE? Look no further than our server, where we offer INSANE strategies to help you increase your numbers and gain an audience like never before.

    Join us and you’ll receive advice that will TRANSFORM your Vtubing game. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our community is here to help you RISE to the top.

    And hey, even if you’re just a lowly viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, we’ve got you covered. Just remember to ask for her consent before doing anything SKETCHY (like 4chan ads).

    So why wait? Join our server today and watch as your Vtubing career SOARS to new heights. Don’t miss out on the EPIC adventures that await you here!

    Resources: – Check out our pastebin for some helpful tips and tricks.

    Threads of Interest: – /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread – /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread – /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions – /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Previous adventures: 74002020

    Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Dimension Hops: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Precise Pixel RPG Server: Where Minecraft meets RPG hilarity!

    Precise Pixel RPG Server: Where Minecraft meets RPG hilarity!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the term “precision Action RPG” to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of creeper ninjas ambush you. You must use your blocky skills to fight them off and protect your precious loot!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with zombie villagers and party with skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least gives you super speed).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling Ender Dragons while riding on the back of a giant llama armed with a diamond sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures – join us today!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7759 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Joggers vs Pajeets: The Minecraft Saga

    Joggers vs Pajeets: The Minecraft Saga

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Joggers and Pajeets how to sue Japan for racial discrimination!

    Join us for some outrageous fun as we embark on a quest to build a world where Joggers and Pajeets unite against injustice and create a utopia like no other!

    Who knew that Minecraft could be so lit and woke at the same time? Join us now and be a part of this epic journey!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8800 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

    LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PirateCraft: One Piece Adventure

    PirateCraft: One Piece Adventure
    🤣🎮 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮🤣

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in a sea of dirt blocks! 💎

    Join us and embark on a journey like no other! Build your own floating castle in the sky, ride llamas into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! 🏰🦙🐉

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches! 💰💪

    So why wait? Dive into our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the mythical land of Blocktopia where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! 🐷💃

    Click the link below to join the fun and start your wildest Minecraft adventure yet! 🚀🌟

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BikiniCraft: Where Girls Rule and Creepers Drool

    BikiniCraft: Where Girls Rule and Creepers Drool

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the invention of the bikini like never before! Join us and witness girls parading around in their “not-panties” in the most OUTRAGEOUS ways possible!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS for ultimate glory! Don’t miss out on the chance to SWIM in lava and FLIRT with Endermen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew the bikini could lead to such INSANE fun?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!

    BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!
    Welcome to our baguette-tastic Minecraft server, where life is bread, but in French! 🥖

    Join us for a croissant-filled adventure like no other! Dive into a world where every block is made of delicious French pastries and every mob is a cheese-loving baguette.

    Build your own Eiffel Tower out of baguettes and challenge other players to a snail race around the Louvre. Don’t forget to visit our wine cellar where you can trade with villagers for the finest French wines.

    But beware, the evil crepe monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your croissants and turn them into soggy pancakes. Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the title of Baguette King.

    So come join us on this French culinary journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Vive la baguette! 🇫🇷

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Peko’s Aroused Adventures

    Peko’s Aroused Adventures

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Peko is getting aroused by the sheer awesomeness of our world!

    Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Build INSANE structures, battle FEROCIOUS mobs, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so WILD that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! And our villagers throw the best parties this side of the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft community in the universe! Peko approves!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7435 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Zombie Dances: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition

    Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only way to play is with your brand new PS5 gaming earbuds, bro! Why settle for regular old headphones when you can experience the game in MAXIMUM audio quality with these bad boys?

    Join us for INSANE adventures and EPIC battles where you’ll need every advantage you can get, including the power of the PS5 gaming earbuds. Rumor has it that wearing them will give you SUPERHUMAN abilities in the game – but you’ll have to join to find out!

    Our community is LIT and always up for a good time. We’ve even had players claim that wearing the PS5 gaming earbuds has transported them to a whole new dimension within the game, where they battled GIANT creepers and rode on the backs of DANCING pigs. Who knows what WILD adventures await you?

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your PS5 gaming earbuds, log on to our server, and get ready for the CRAZIEST Minecraft experience of your life. See you in the game, bro!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Crops Grown: 1421 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Funland

    Zombie Apocalypse Funland
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

    So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6144 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Star Shards Collected: 295
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9227 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

    CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

    Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
    Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

    Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

    PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1755 New Chunks Explored: 739380
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ClockWife’sTitsCraft

    ClockWife’sTitsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

    So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1640 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 349071

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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