lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 24 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

    CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3023 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Villages Defended: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    Blocky Bizarre Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

    But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

    The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

    And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

    With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

    And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Banquet

    Blocky Banquet
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

    Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels
    Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 New Chunks Explored: 399954

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Game Over, Steve!

    Game Over, Steve!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

    3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

    4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

    So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

    BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

    Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

    But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 762360 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

    Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment
    Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

    We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Mines Excavated: 2231 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Bois Club

    Blocky Bois Club
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 234 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

    CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 177
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Villages Defended: 20
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

    Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

    But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1190 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

    YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

    Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

    But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Animals Bred: 176
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

    ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 765 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Granny’s Creeper Paradise

    Granny’s Creeper Paradise
    Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

    Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

    Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

    Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

    But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Emeralds Found: 2414
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Villages Defended: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • HyundaiCraft: Where Cars and Blocks Collide!

    HyundaiCraft: Where Cars and Blocks Collide!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more Hyundai cars than you can shake a pickaxe at! Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you can drive around in style in your very own Hyundai Veloster with diamond rims!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Hyundai Santa Fe, rumored to have magical powers that can help you defeat the Ender Dragon with just a flick of the turn signal!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride around in a Hyundai Elantra that shoots fireworks out of its exhaust pipe every time you hit a speed boost pad? Only on our server, of course!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of driving a Hyundai in Minecraft like never before. Who needs horses when you have a fleet of Hyundai cars at your disposal?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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