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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4150 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5124 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.
One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.
You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.
Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!
