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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4892 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.