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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 393 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2768 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.