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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8252 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 1655 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 1847 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.