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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8183 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.