Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Villages Defended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dragon Eggs Found:	5487
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2215	Ores Mined:	6614
Players Killed by Monsters:	524	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	185	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8204	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	103	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8557	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	263	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	51	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.