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Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1663	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4681	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1873
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Items Found:	6829
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	959	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	8103
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	314586	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CustomSt3al

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Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Fabled Realms

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Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	592	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

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Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mines Excavated:	2768
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Emeralds Found:	7252	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

IndependentCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Potions Brewed:	70	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EndGameQuest

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1