Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 435 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Enchantments Applied: 96 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Falling into the Void: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6809 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7847

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4023 Emeralds Found: 1843

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 391
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Emeralds Found: 301 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 42463 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Crops Grown: 3958 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

    LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

    Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

    MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

    So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

    RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

    JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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