Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Ores Mined: 3863 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Animals Bred: 183
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6042 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

    The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: 

“Stardom General Minecraft SMP”
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

    But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

    And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

    Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can battle dragons, build castles, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns)!

    Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Potions Brewed: 26
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Spanish Stefano Minecraft SMP

    The Spanish Stefano Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.

    2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?

    3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Love Letters Sent: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Family Nostalgia Minecraft Server

    Family Nostalgia Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those traumatic grilled chicken nights? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can escape the clutches of Pasta Roni and overbearing parents. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no grilled chicken in sight!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about being grounded for silly reasons like putting a plate in the dishwasher wrong. A world where you can build, explore, and thrive without the looming threat of homework and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and leave those stressful family dinners behind.

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the grilled chicken curse once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest to uncover the truth behind the Pasta Roni conspiracy. Are you brave enough to take it on? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Doge Outperforming ETH 4 Days in a Row Minecraft SMP

    Doge Outperforming ETH 4 Days in a Row Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing worth mining is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild that even Dogecoin is outperforming Ethereum! That’s right, our server is so full of meme magic that even the most ridiculous cryptocurrencies are thriving here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare meme coins, battling against hordes of crypto zombies, and building the most epic meme castle you can imagine. Forget about proof of stake, we’re all about that proof of meme life here.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the meme madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 100 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Emeralds Found: 5913
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixel Punks Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of infinite power, guarded by a horde of evil zombie pigmen. But beware, for the sword is said to be cursed and will turn anyone who wields it into a chicken for 24 hours!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves nothing more than challenging players to a game of Minecraft trivia. Beat him at his own game and he’ll reward you with a chest full of rare loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchantments Applied: 76
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP

    Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic tale of Gus, the player who lost his composure and ended up in a hilarious predicament! Rumor has it that he accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, all because he couldn’t control his laughter while playing. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own wacky adventures and maybe even become the next Gus of our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

    IcyDeluxe Movies is a budding filmmaker with a passion for creating visually captivating and emotionally engaging films. With a keen eye for storytelling and a talent for cinematography, IcyDeluxe Movies is quickly making a name for themselves in the industry. Their unique style and creative vision set them apart, and they are poised to become a rising star in the world of filmmaking.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 0 New Chunks Explored: 983482
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server

    Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 274 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • So Little Gits Content Minecraft SMP

    So Little Gits Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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