Bread Sucks Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7254	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ZaPVP

ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, chick, digital identity, feminism, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, magnet, Meme culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online forums, online personas, Server, social media, trolling, Women

Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, comedy, Crush, cute, EASY, japanese, Kawaii, lighthearted, love, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Noa-senpai, Noasenpais, relationship, romance, schoolgirl, senpai, Server, slice of life, STUDENT, too easy

Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2102

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amazon, Anime, Black, black hair, black plague, bombing Japan., bus, CAR, Ebay, electricity, facebook, Game System, GOOGLE, hair, instagram, Japan, Justinian, Minecraft, moon landing, myspace, nikola tesla, nuclear waste, planet destruction, Richard Trevithick, Rocket, Server, skidoo, song, TANK, Train, useless, Welfare, Wernher von Braun

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	7881

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

art, chicano, Community, culture, Edition, Food, heritage, HiLo, Hispanic, History, Identity, Latino, Literature, mex, Mexa, Mexican-American, Minecraft, Music, pride, Server, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

>6 feet tall, 1 inch lifts, 6 figures, 6 inches, achievement, blockquotep6, Boots, Confidence, DATING, Financial goals, Gut, height, Inches, Investment, meet girls, Minecraft, personal growth, push, push in gut, self improvement, sell stocks, SMPpblockquote, socializing, stock market, success

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

blood pressure, Blood sugar, Cash, earning money, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, freelance, gig economy, health, health monitoring, Hearts, income generation, informal work, job loss, legal obstacles, Minecraft, MONEY, remote work, self-employment, side hustle, smp, street services, unemployment

Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3