lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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